Upon being introduced to fresh figs:

T: That’s odd. It doesn’t taste anything like a Fig Newton.
B (source of figs): Sorry, I don’t have a Newton-tree in my yard.
Maybe you had to be there…
And pretty, pretty shiny fiber:

And now, back to Thing 1…
Upon being introduced to fresh figs:

T: That’s odd. It doesn’t taste anything like a Fig Newton.
B (source of figs): Sorry, I don’t have a Newton-tree in my yard.
Maybe you had to be there…
And pretty, pretty shiny fiber:

And now, back to Thing 1…
I’ve been doing stuff with string for quite some time, and describing it to others online since 1996 or so at Phiala’s String Page.
I also do some science and write some fiction.
I’m Phiala most places on the internet.