{"id":696,"date":"2010-12-25T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=696"},"modified":"2010-12-25T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-25T18:16:00","slug":"caterpillar-nom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":"Caterpillar NOM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mother sent the dog and cat a holiday package (the grandcritters!) and as always we opened it on Christmas morning.<\/p>\n<p>Morgan got his toy first, while the dog was out in the yard: a stripy stuffed caterpillar that is the <i>best thing ever<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/cat20101225-1_lrg.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/cat20101225-1.jpg\" alt=\"Morgan with toy\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=101\">Ferocious Monster<\/a> finally demonstrates the truth of his name for the camera!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/cat20101225-2_lrg.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/cat20101225-2.jpg\" alt=\"Morgan with toy\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Morgan also demonstrated something else for the camera.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/cat20101225-3_lrg.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/cat20101225-3.jpg\" alt=\"Morgan with toy\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of <i>course<\/i> he didn&#8217;t fall off the couch. He&#8217;s a cat, and cats <i>don&#8217;t do that<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Grendel got a toy too, of course. He&#8217;s not making the present face, he&#8217;s making the &#8220;pleasepleaseplease don&#8217;t take my picture you&#8217;re not going to use the nasty horrid flash are you&#8221; face. Really! We&#8217;ll take the toy outside to play and get some better photos then. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/dog20101225-1_lrg.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos2010\/dog20101225-1.jpg\" alt=\"Grendel with toy\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hope you all are having as much fun as Morgan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother sent the dog and cat a holiday package (the grandcritters!) and as always we opened it on Christmas morning. Morgan got his toy first, while the dog was out in the yard: a stripy stuffed caterpillar that is the best thing ever. The Ferocious Monster finally demonstrates the truth of his name for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","category-sheer-insanity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":700,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions\/700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}