{"id":236,"date":"2008-10-05T21:14:31","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T02:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=236"},"modified":"2008-10-06T05:24:58","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T10:24:58","slug":"the-elder-vegetables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"The Elder Vegetables"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the chard in the back of the crisper drawer.<\/p>\n<p>Let me present to you the <a href=\"https:\/\/lorraineamalena.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/i-am-not-who-you-think-i-am.html\">Candrake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos\/carrot1-20081005.jpg\" alt=\"Crocheted mutant carrot\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and Cthulot.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/photos\/carrot2-20081005.jpg\" alt=\"Crocheted mutant carrot\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The things that happen when I don&#8217;t work all weekend&#8230; What can I say, except that it&#8217;s almost Halloween. And that crocheting tentacles is a lot of fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the chard in the back of the crisper drawer. Let me present to you the Candrake: and Cthulot. The things that happen when I don&#8217;t work all weekend&#8230; What can I say, except that it&#8217;s almost Halloween. And that crocheting tentacles is a lot of fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-haunted-garden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}