{"id":1403,"date":"2014-05-20T19:27:56","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T00:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=1403"},"modified":"2014-05-20T19:27:56","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T00:27:56","slug":"smell-like-a-viking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=1403","title":{"rendered":"Smell like a Viking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>York Visitor Centre created a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yorkmix.com\/business\/want-to-smell-like-a-viking-visit-york-release-norse-deodorant\/\">Viking-scented body spray<\/a>. No really: I&#8217;m not making this up, and it isn&#8217;t April 1. Mead, blood, smoke, seawater and so much more.<\/p>\n<p>Not only that, you can get a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yorkmix.com\/business\/york-now-available-in-smellyvision\/\">Smell-o-vision travel guide<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m&#8230; amazed. Or something. I wonder how I can find a decant of the body spray for Thora&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Utterly unrelated: take a look at this lovely 898-page Dutch <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/the_eye\/2014\/05\/09\/a_gorgeous_one_of_a_kind_dutch_watercolor_mixing_manual_that_puts_the_pantone.html\">watercolor mixing guide<\/a> from 1692. Such patience! Every time I start something like that, I end up closer to 9 pages than 900. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>York Visitor Centre created a Viking-scented body spray. No really: I&#8217;m not making this up, and it isn&#8217;t April 1. Mead, blood, smoke, seawater and so much more. Not only that, you can get a Smell-o-vision travel guide. I&#8217;m&#8230; amazed. Or something. I wonder how I can find a decant of the body spray for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-vikings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1404,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions\/1404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}