{"id":1290,"date":"2013-07-22T18:25:02","date_gmt":"2013-07-22T23:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=1290"},"modified":"2013-07-22T18:25:02","modified_gmt":"2013-07-22T23:25:02","slug":"having-kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=1290","title":{"rendered":"Having kittens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Means never having to brush your teeth alone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-191648.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-191648.jpg\" alt=\"20130722-191648.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or anything else, either, like comb your hair.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-191725.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-191725.jpg\" alt=\"20130722-191725.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let alone sleep.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-191901.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-191901.jpg\" alt=\"20130722-191901.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They do sometimes go their own ways, mostly in the service of finding more trouble to get into.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192001.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192001.jpg\" alt=\"20130722-192001.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good thing they&#8217;re so cute.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192206.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192206.jpg\" alt=\"20130722-192206.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192421.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192421.jpg\" alt=\"20130722-192421.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I mean, the boxer is starting to seem well-behaved by comparison.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192318.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130722-192318.jpg\" alt=\"20130722-192318.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Means never having to brush your teeth alone. Or anything else, either, like comb your hair. Let alone sleep. They do sometimes go their own ways, mostly in the service of finding more trouble to get into. It&#8217;s a good thing they&#8217;re so cute. I mean, the boxer is starting to seem well-behaved by comparison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}