{"id":1043,"date":"2012-11-27T15:20:32","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T20:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2012-11-27T15:22:09","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T20:22:09","slug":"endlessly-entertaining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/?p=1043","title":{"rendered":"Endlessly entertaining"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boxer, on encountering snow for the first time.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wait.<\/p>\n<p>This is not right.<\/p>\n<p>Are you sure we should go out there?<\/p>\n<p>Really? Mom? Mom? Really?<\/p>\n<p>NOT RIGHT.<\/p>\n<p>*sticks snow in shrubbery*<\/p>\n<p>*snow falls on nose*<\/p>\n<p>*licks nose*<\/p>\n<p>*cautious advance out from under porch*<\/p>\n<p>Mom, you&#8217;re sure, right?<\/p>\n<p>Hey! Everything smells DIFFERENT! Mom, we need to smell EVERYTHING. RIGHT NOW!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/20121127-152151.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stringpage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/20121127-152151.jpg\" alt=\"20121127-152151.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boxer, on encountering snow for the first time. Wait. This is not right. Are you sure we should go out there? Really? Mom? Mom? Really? NOT RIGHT. *sticks snow in shrubbery* *snow falls on nose* *licks nose* *cautious advance out from under porch* Mom, you&#8217;re sure, right? Hey! Everything smells DIFFERENT! Mom, we need to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1049,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions\/1049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stringpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}